The Donner Party Cafe, serving soup, sandwiches, tea and latte. Patrick Dolan Chowder, Roast Lemuel Murphy with lettuce, onions, tomatoes and pickle on rye, Franklin Graves Burgers. Of course in reality serve only tofu, and make it a vegetarian restaurant.
Uh, or would that be in bad taste?
Oh, and of course the one that came up with that also came up with this:
A way to deter dates of sausage casin' persuasion:
Have a wall covered with realistic lookin' penii, and tell the 'schlong perch' these were your exes that didn't measure up.
DUDE!!!!!!!! DO YA EVER WANNA SEE MINE AGAIN???????????
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