Ye gods, the more I think about it, the more it sounds like another term for 'schlong perch'. How degradin' can ya get? It's as bad a referrin' to a chick as just a twat. I am WAY more than that. I also have a confession to make. When I'm alone with the mullethead, unless I'm the passive party, THE DAMN THING DOESN'T EVEN GET USED THAT MUCH!!!!!!!!!! And 'SHE'S' the one who got the rest of usin' the term. (If ya ask, I winna tell ya. I don't know if it's something to proud of or embarrassed over anyway.)
Man, and I've been callin' myself that thanks to the mullethead.
Maybe I should become a 'nose' too? Or start callin' myself that, more accurately? I'd rather be known as a nose perch than a schlong perch. There's a wee more dignity in that. I think. Maybe? Oh, I dinna ken.
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