The Mullethead Is Hot Tonight! (No, PLEEEEEEASE STOPPPPPPPPPP!)

Cook me tender,
Cook me sweet,
Always cook me slow.
Roast me well done and complete,
With oregano.

Cook me tender,
Cook me through,
In a crock pot filled.
For my chef, oregano,
Simmer if you will

Cook me tender,
Cook me long,
Serve me a la cart.
Let me stew with leeks among,
A fresh chicken heart.

Cook me tender,
Cook me here,
You don't need no twine.
I'll go well with any beers
Or with a red wine.

When at last I'm cooked all through,
On a plate you'll show
What have done so very few
With some kneaded dough.

(With my apologies to Elvis.)