The three of us were workin' on an uber intricate salad, and my mentor picks up an English cucumber, 'cause that's the only kind we use, unless we find somethin' more exotic. The mullethead then looks at 'im before he cuts the ends off, eyes the cucumber with a hilarious expression of less than honourable interest, and asks, "Man, you gonna eat that thing?"
My mentor of course, goes, "Yes. That's what we bought it for."
"What a waste!"
Then my mentor looks at me. "With Donn around, I have no use of this," he says, as he holds up the cucumber.
I'M GLAD WE WERE HOME WITH NO ONE IN THE KITCHEN BUT US!!!!!!!!!!!
(It was a multi-party JOKE!!!!!!!!)
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