NO, I DIDN'T DO THIS!!!!!!!!

I'm not the song killer in this house, but hey!

The Post Snorfle Song, by Keg Grin (Try Mullethead!)

We had snorfled round for good just an hour before
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Now I'm staring at the noses as they're snorflin 'cross the floor
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
And then my nose slowed the flarin' when the septum took you down
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
It was the same old flares with the nose-alicious sound
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

CHORUS-1 :

They don't snorfle like that anymore
They just don't snorfle like that anymore

2nd VERSE:

We been snorflin' together for a million years
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
But now it feels so strange without a nose so near
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
And then the nares flare a rhythm I used to know
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
And now I'm staring at the noses as they're snorflin' so slow
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

CHORUS-2:

They don't snorfle like that anymore
They don't snorfle like that anymore

(Repeat Intro)

3rd VERSE:

Now I wind up flarin' at an empty glass
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Cause it's so easy to say that you'll snorfle out your past
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

(Repeat Chorus-1 3x and fade)

They don't snorfle like that anymore
They don't snorfle like that anymore

They don't snorfle like that anymore
They don't snorfle like that anymore

(This one didn't take much effort. Nothin' brilliant, like 'Temple Of The Raspy Tongue', but hey. It got a double take outta me.)