Is This Real? Half Of Detroit Can't Read?

http://www.blacklistednews.com/Report%3A_Nearly_Half_Of_Detroiters_Can’t_Read/13782/0/0/0/Y/M.html

If it is true, the mullethead thinks that perhaps the illiterate might make good little crackers to be topped with pâté and cheese.

Then my mentor says, "Crackers? Only if they're white. I think that's the general consensus definition."

I couldn't think of a come back.

We are NOT politically correct in these part.